MISC AND MASH

by Bill Exley

MISC

1 . Do you realise that Today, was the Tomorrow that you were worried about Yesterday, and all seems well ...Or... Always look forwards and not Backwards . - . All the following, sayings / or Pearls of Wisdom were observed and a few recorded over the last 40 years .,

2 . Worry is like a Rocking Horse, it gives you something to do, but you get Nowhere at the end of the day . . Or . . People quite often don't say what they mean, .. but they also, invariably Always mean what they say . - To add a quick ending on, such as , " I was only Joking/ Kidding" , is irelevant, it is showing you their innermost thoughts, as to what they Really want to tell you . . Or . . the original version, - . 'Many a True word is spoken in Jest' - ref. - Uttered by a Mr Jeffrey Chaucer. ( b.1347 : d.1400 at 53 yrs ) - >

3 . There is a Past which has gone Forever, but there is a Future which is still our own ... Origin... An ornate flat pebble, bought on a beach in Victoria, Australia .. in 2004 ... Or .. just a few names of our 'U.K. Chippies' - . 1 / The Cod Father . . 2 / Haydock Plaice ( ref : fm. Liverpool & Racing) . . 3 / Frydays . . 4 / The Chip Inn . . 5 / The Frying Squad . . 6 / Oh my Cod . . 7 / Mr Chips. . ref. / an Olde - English play (Goodbye Mr. Chips) - a story written around a leaving teacher, at Leys School, Cambridge, (1914-18) . . A moving play we saw in Bedfords' Civic Theatre. - 1980's . . 8 / The Plaice to Be . . 9 / Chip in Dales (Otley, Yorkshire) . . 10 / A Fish called Rhondda . . 11 / The Town Fryer, in Sandy, Beds, and many, many other signs. - Oct-2022 / Mr Blex

4 . Now, don't ever forget , that if you go into a ? - . Amnesia methinks ? ... Or ... The origin of 'Tesco' ? came about by two business friends using letters from their names, to launch Tesco Stores . - Mr Jack Cohen and a Mr T.E. Stockwell - in 1919, - Sainsbury's in 1869 ! - - 28/8/2022 / Mr Blex ...Or ... The fastest sport in he world is Badmington, with the Shutlecock travelling at 500 Km/hr . !

5 . I was told years ago, that the only silly question, is the one that's 'Not' asked, it's the only way to learn ...Or... Don't forget that arguing with a fool proves there are two . .Or , . Don't forget that your Will Power / Opinion , to you , or your own idea / feelings , is stronger than anyone else's on this planet. It is yours to keep by right, your idea or opinion is yours , it 'maybe' wrong until you are enlightend or corrected to change your view point. - I knew of a solitary objector to a Business Decision at a meeting, where he did Not want give in and comply with the Consensus vote, (the majority) at the end of it all, - His own idea was the Correct one out of 15 people at the end, .

6 . It's Nice to be Important , but it's 'More' Important to be Nice ... Or... If you try you might, if you don't, you wont ! Like a new Job, to say something, make a move, take up a new Sport / Activity or Art. ...Or ... People can't hear you Thinking, don't stay silent - always Speak Up , you may even have the answer . . Or . . What would you find in Pandora's Box ? - Nothing, Wealth, Hope or Problems for all ? - For Answer see The Oak , the tree of wisdom . . Or back to Index Page . .

7 . Measure twice , then Cut Once, a carpenters' Tip... Or... If things don't change , they'l stay as they are. ...Or...Don't ever be Backward at taking that step Forward. . Or . If it.s not broken, don't try and Fix it, leave well alone . Or .. If you look Good you will feel Good - the Bee's knees / Smart, . Or . Why are Mens' buttons on the right and Womens on the left - hand side when a garment is on ? Or does it matter ? z . z . z

8 . If you think 'near enough' is 'good enough' then work for our Competitors - A local Ad. for skilled metal workers - 1979... A fully paid up member of - The Ivor Sawnitoff Group, and the 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'. Soc. 1757... Or ... The Amazing Mr Pascal. - At the age of only 18yrs of age, a Mons Blaise Pascal designed a working model of a Mechanical Calculator, in 1642 ! - 380 yrs ago, using wheels and cogs etc to do Additions, Division, Subtraction and Multiplications. He made it to help his Father in his work as a Tax Inspector and his Sums . He was a Child Prodigy and at ease with Maths, Philosophy and Theology.

After making Ten Prototypes before he was happy, he showed it to the Lord Chancellor of France. - . ( Then we have the Orrery, but thats 'another story' with connections to past Poets, Artists and the ancient Chimese going back to 150 B.C, ! ) - @ 17th Oct 2022 - P.S. - The mind Boggles

9 . Do you realise - that if a Nanosecond (or 10 to the -9 zeros ) became a Second, a second would then have to Equate to 32 Years ! ! .(The Opposite or Mirror Image) - Do the Maths (or Math) 60 = 1 Min , x 60 = 1 hr , x 24 , then x 365 etc ... * ... so Seconds in a year = 31.5 million, x 32 = 1,008, million , now we have our +9 zeros. / . It is a 1,000 - millionth, or one Billionth of a Second .. * .. Some of my work, along with Colin Hinson (during 1963 to 1994 involved the use of Nanoseconds and even Pico seconds within our Job Premise . (10 to the - 12 zeros) so a Trillionth of a second, and used in Micro Technology / Laser design systems .

10. In the 'realms' of Time and distance, the speed of Light as we know, is 186,000 miles traveled in One Second, or 670 million per/hr. - so one light year is 24 (hrs) x 670m X 365, (days) = one Light Year etc. so a fair distance ! - One Star we know of is 'Kepler 90' and it is 2,840 Light Years from the Earth ! ! - Johannes Kepler was a 17th century Astronomer and Mathematician and has a Telescope named after him, a retired one is now in space launched by NASA. - Ref. - Stephen Hawking, Scientist. ( b. Oxford, U.K. 1947 / d. 2019, U.K ) ... Or ... > An Astronaut - the word or definition , not a person means - 'a Star - Sailor / Stars, Astro & Naut / Nautical / Sea, Water -etc . >

11. All over the world people are saying - " you will Have to wait until I get around to it " - or is it, - >

A 'ROUND TUIT' ?

At long last, we have just been informed by the Barnsley (Yorkshire, U.K.) company of 'ARKWRIGHT & SON' that they have a sufficient quantity for each of you to have his (or her) own, so GUARD IT WELL. These 'Tuits' have been hard to come by, especially the Round Ones. This is an indispensable item, it will help you to become a much more efficient worker. For years we have heard people say, " I'll do that when I get around to it'' Now you have a 'Round Tuit' of your very own, many things that have needed to be accomplished will get done. Origin - on a 1960's kitchen plate.

12 . The Beerhouse, or Alehouse, the official term as in records sourced, was typically a Pub but 'No Bar' and just a cosy room with Table Service for your Beers / drinks like a mini 'Night Club', being Hand - Delivered to the tables. An Alehouse Lic. could be obtained for Two Guineas a year ( £2 .10p ) by anyone to sell Beers on their own premises, but Not to be taken away, this Beerhouse Act came in during 1830 but altered in later years.

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13. 'Our English Language'

I take it you allready know, of tough and bough and cough and dough

Others may stumble, but not you, on hiccough , thorough, dough and through

Well done ! and now you wish, perhaps, to learn of less familiar traps.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word, that looks like beard and sounds like bird

And dead , it is said like bed, not bead , for goodness sake don't call it "deed" !

Watch out for meat and great and threat (They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.)

A moth is not a moth in mother, both in bother, broth in brother, and here is not a match for there

Nor dear and fear, for bear and pear. Then there is dose and rose and lose, just look them up ,

and goose and choose. and cork and work and card and ward, and word and sword and do and go.

Thwart and cart. Come, come I've hardly made a start ! A dreadful language.

Man alive I'd mastered it when I was Five !

ref ... 'Trivia' collected over 60yrs by Mr Blex - / - 12th Oct. 2020

Just as an afterthought, I would like to Choose to sing in a Choir, at the bottom

of a Chasm in the Peak District. - (The Phonetics of c,h,'s) - B. Ex. / Mr Blex

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14. 'Detail' : - In this sentance, there are Three misteaks, what are they ? - Or , - Where is a Dado-Rail in a normal Dining Room stucture ? . - see end of The Horseshoes for the answers . . Or . . Back to Index Page,

A bit of Lateral thinking . . me thinks' - With assumptions - An English Engineer . working in the Middle East is sentenced to Death for a crime by Beheading. The local Prince shows mercy to him, as a fellow Graduate from the U.K. - so spares him, but puts him in a cell for Life, but fed. This cell has two Doors / Exits , say 1 and 2, controlled by two guards , say Guard A and Guard B.

Now one guard will Always tell the TRUTH and the other, Always tells LIES. - Exits 1 and 2 lead to certain Death, or certain Freedom and known by both guards. . The Prince says to the prisoner, "You are allowed 'only' one question to ask any of the Guards , they know the outcome of the exits," - What is the question?. The prisoner works out how to walk to freedom by asking the one question, with a certain result, what is it ? - For the Answer to solve this - : Ask the Queens Head

15. 'The Rules of Life / Wife' ... Rule - 1 . I can always do anything she wants. - 2 . One word from me, and she does what she likes. - 3 . I am the Boss of the house, when she is not there. - 4 . I must always agree she's Right, even when we both know she is Wrong. - Rule 5, please note, that Rule 3 only applies, if The Wife has said so. - 6, The Boss must know what The Wife is thinking, at all times.

Acknowledgements - With kind permission of The Wife - : 2022 / Mr Blex

16.A good example 0f . . 'When Drinks in, then Wit is out' ... Hedy Lamarr, a Filmstar in the 1940's Black & White film days, was also an Inventor. - She picked up all her knowledge just by listening in at Dinner Parties and talk of Torpedoes and more. She was in the company of Adolph Hitler, Benito Mussolini and others, with her husband Fritz Mandl a munitions manufacturer. She took up an avid, but surreptitious, interest in the subject. - Now her ideas are found today within - WI Fi, / G.P.S. / Blue - Tooth and C.D.M.A. technologies. .

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She left Austria, her birthplace in 1937, at 23 yrs old, for the U.S.A. and her film career. . ' What a Plot for a Film ? ' - We have a Glamorous Socialite Harvesting secrets from the German Reich under their very noses. If she had been found out, she would have been Shot, there and then ! . - . They say that Truth is Stanger than Fiction . - . For more on this subject see my link to The Oak Beerhouse / Blunham and Hedy Lamarr - (12/07/ 2022)


And Mash of 1903

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NORTHILL Pubs / Beerhouses, 11 in all for 1903

The Crown / Martha Marson ,

The Kings Head / Henry Brinklow ,

The Rose & Crown / James Nottingham

The Royal Oak / Arthur Woodward

The Sugar Loaf / Samuel Matthews

The Lion / James York

The Queens Head / Sidney W. Ebbs

The Gardners Arms / Samuel Stanford

The Barley Mow / George Truin

Two recorded, No Name/Sign at all, so probably just an old cottage / Beerhouse - see Ref 12 entry above

1 - Sarah, Ann Darnell - & 2 - Joseph Nottingham

It was a pleasure to discover the above information as it was recorded in the typical Ornate style of the time

Ref - a Brewer's Ledger seen 39yrs ago in Sandy - / - Mr Blex


Last Revision by Bill Exley on : 8th Dec / 2022 . - back to Index Page : with our Blunham Home Page @ Top / LHS